24 Hours From Thompson.

 Prime Minister Julian Willard denying any connection between her sudden calling of an election only 24 hours before Labor M.P Craig Thompson's arrest for alleged mediocrity and other union funded doin' the mambo.

[Via '24 Hours From Tulsa']

Dearest P.M I had to write to say that Craig might not be home anymore
Cos somethin' happened to him while he was driving home 
And he’s not that sane anymore

Oh you are only 24 hours from Thompson
He’s only one day away from arrest
Maybe saw a reddening light and stopped to rest for the night
And is that when he paid her
As he pulled in inside of a small brothel
She was there and so he walked up to her
Asked where he could get something to eat and she showed him where

Oh you are only 24 hours from Thompson

He’s only one day away from the law
Maybe get tied to the bed and then ask her for some T and A
She says okay

Oh you are only 24 hours from Thompson
He’s only one day away from arrest
The election announce it today
A new disaster everyday as you were dancing closely
All of a sudden you lost control as he helped your charms
And you lawyered him, kissed him 
Told him you’d die before you let him out of your arms


Oh she was only 24 hours from Thompson
He’s only one day away from arrest
I hate to do this to you
But they know somebody knew
What can I do 
Or you may never never never never be P.M again